Turn on light switch in living room
Move laptop from arm of couch to seat
lift a coffee cup
lift remote control
lift newspaper and bring to hand
lift laptop power cord and connect to laptop (N.B. magnetized, reducing degree of difficulty)
remove one sock with foot of other
Open iTunes, download a podcast, and start it playing
Lift cover of closed laptop (technically this requires two feet)
Excellent. You'll always have a place in the circus if the doctor gig doesn't work out
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